OH man!

Why is it that my dogs can't eat my crappy socks? No they won't touch the 6 pair to a pack black dress socks but just go ape shit over my $10 a pair cycling socks. I used to have about two dozen different cycling socks. Those are the shit. I mean seriously I have a pair of quisp cereal socks and let us not forget the masked Mexican wrestler socks. But Jackie and now Chalie both wait until I'm asleep and then go get hold of ONE sock from each pair and tear the crap out of them. Man. I really liked the Mexican wrestler.

Deep sigh,

Sam