Why I need a hammock

1. I live on a fucking farm surrounded by trees.
   
2. It is spring.
   
3. Outside is a better place to read than inside.
   
4. Sleeping in a hammock is just fun.
5. your cat can't jump on the paper while you are reading it in a hammock.
6. Ice cream tastes better in a hamock.
7. they are fun.
8. they are more fun with two.