I need a cookie and a nap

It’s hot. No really hot. The bank sign read 102 today. I have had a very long day and was just fried. What’s my point? Well I didn’t feel like cooking tonight so I decided to do the drive threw thing. I pull in to the drive threw and order a chicken sandwich and some fries (for the dogs). Up to the window I go to greet the high school winner that will undoubtedly greet me. When I get there the teenage girl slides open the window and says: “$5.39 are you a cop?” Wha!? Am I a what? I shit you not. This kid asked me if I was a cop. ME! Shaved head, goatee and a week and half worth of beard.
“no I’m not”
“good. But man you look like a cop.”
“Ok. Well I’m not.”

My food comes and I leave. As I’m driving away she says to the rear of my car.
“Hey man don’t become a cop!”

Ok well that was mondo weird and all but I had my food and wasn’t scarred or anything so alls well. I get home. Run the idiots for a while. Then I start in on dinner. I split the fries between Charlie and Jackie. Now it’s time for my chicken sandwich. There’s just one small problem. It’s a cheeseburger. Now I don’t eat red meat so the dogs have a really nice dinner.

What would have happened if I had been a cop?

Some days you get the bear and some days the bear gets you.

Later,
Sam

Yes I know that's not the proper spelling for drive threw. But it's the one I want to use.