Vincent – my new roommate

It’s true. I have a roommate. He’s really quiet but man is he annoying. Vincent comes along every thirty seconds or so and touches me somewhere usually on my foot or arms. It drives me fucking nuts. But that’s his plan. To make me crazy enough to kill him but I’m not gonna allow him to take me there. Vincent will live and if he doesn’t it won’t be cause I do anything about it. Besides he’s the biggest house fly I’ve ever seen.

Later,
Sam