Why yes those are my underwear

Tonight as I came home from work I remembered that I needed dog food and trash bags. Don't ask. So I'm tooling around the grocery store and I put my keys into the pocket on the side of my shorts. They are the same shorts I wear everywhere. Nothing special. So what happens when I do this you ask. Well nothing for about five minutes until I am in the cereal isle looking at a good deal on my favorite breakfast choice. That's when my shorts just shoot down to the floor. I am now standing in the grocery reading the back of a box of cereal with my shorts around my ankles just showing the kid next to me my nice clean red boxers. I actually wasn't upset about it cause it means that I am still losing weight. (handsome devil that I am) It could have been much worse if say a parent hadn't started laughing and say had started screaming about the pervert.

Now you know,
Sam